sherlock in reading glasses i’m rock hard
i just can’t help noticing the prominent lady butt in the background and trying to come up with a meta reason for its inclusion
I always notice the lady butt. It’s there to point out how John is not paying attention to the nice lady butt and instead is focused on dealing with drunk Sherlock being an idiot.
let’s face it - you’re either a dick person or a cock person, and it’s pretty unbearable to read a fanfic with the wrong expletive describing a penis
Prick is the Switzerland of penis synonyms.
I am a cock person.
Put that on my tombstone, pls.
What if you like all of them?
John knows Sherlock’s a bit nervous about their first time so he keeps his cool and guides Sherlock at first, verbally letting Sherlock know what John likes, how he likes it, and once Sherlock feels a bit more secure he uses everything he learned with perfect precision and John ends up on all fours begging for Sherlock to fuck him